This is a boring trip report, and I don't blame you if you choose not to read it. This trip report lacks the usual wit and humour typically expected from a Moses report. Truthfully, I've lost my touch. This TR is so boring in fact, that 3 outta 4 dentists find this worse than watching paint dry...on a cold, humid day absent of any type of air flow/movement. This TR has nothing to offer.
There will be no beautiful "early morning snow covered peak off in the distance blah blah" picture like this one.
I will not post a triumphant pic of Codiak's first ever snowshoe trip in the Coast Mountains, such as this...(*yawn*)
...nor will tell you about the snow cave he found and how stoked he is about trying snow camping. (Ya, like you really want to hear THAT! Ugh.)(I should probably tell you though about the spent fireworks these boys in the snow cave brought for the evening, and how proud Todd would have been of them for hiking with incendiary devices...but I won't.)
No glorious downtown panos...(been there, done that, boring.)
Today will be absent of yet another Moses fish-eye picture. (....and the readers of CT rejoice.)
I will spare you the photos of the guy trying to hand-feed stupid, grey winged rodents. (barf!)
There will be no mention of the crazy canine running amuck with his "Manson Eyes"....
....or some yawn inducing photo of a leg with a crampon and some crappy snowy creek thing in the background.
Nope. This trip report will have none of that. Dog Mountain is boring and you really don't need to hear about the great weather or the busloads of people or Codiak deciding that he will never again live in Grand Prairie because BC has been fused into his DNA. All this stuff is pretty darn boring to the regulars here on Club Tread. Since I haven't posted a trip report on here in a very long time, this boring bit of text is just to let you know that I'm still alive. Now go to sleep.