A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversery.
Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town,
" What a peaceful and loving couple".
A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their
long and happy marriage.
" Well,this dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man.
" We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom
of the Canyon by a pack of mules.We hadn't gone to far when my wife's
mule stumbled.My wife quietly said,"Thats one's".
We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again.
Once more my wife quietly said ,"That's twice".
We hadn't gone a half- mile when the mule stumbled again the third
time.My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the mule dead.
I started an angry protest over her treatment of the mule,when she looked at me ,and quietly said " That's once".
"And we lived happely ever after".
I love this Country !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!