She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast.

He walks in.

She says, "You've got to make love to me -- this very moment."

He thinks, 'This is my lucky day,' and gives it his all on the kitchen table.

He says afterwards, "What was that all about?"

She says, "The egg timer's broken."


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...learning to shrug is the start of knowledge .......

She cooks eggs for an hour ?????

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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
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Probably not, I bet it was more like 10 minutes...

I usually like my eggs on the softer side but have to admit that in this case super hard as a rock boiled egg might be better! [:I]

I guess that means you would be looking for that new viagra egg timer.[}]

Hey wait a minute, shouldn't you be in school teaching your kids right now? Ahah you're on the office computer during lunch. You are seriously addicted to club tread[]

Oh well we all are

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Good thing it was eggs and not minute rice!

No, thanks!


I get sme time to eat at lunch you know. And I've got two computers in my class so...

Didn't you read my self introduction pmichaels? Yep, I might have a bit of an addiction to CT but since I started attending those CTA meetings things are much better for me.

The assumption in this joke is that you know that you cook an egg for four minutes if placed in boiling water.

The more flattering (for the guys) method is to bring the water to a boil from cold, remove from heat, and let stand for 16 minutes.



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I never get lost. It's just that sometimes, I'm not sure where I am.

How about wild rice?[)]

geesh with all this talk of spring and romance, birds making out in the air, river crossings to be with the one you love and now
and viagra egg timers....

Focus...Isn't this a hiking site?
Im going <s>hiking</s> skiing.... soon[:0]

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She's going skiing with a guy who doesn't use egg timers but has a good idea when things are really cooking but not quite done[:0][:0]

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