Didn't realize I lived in such redneck country, guess I'll have to get a couple of beaters for the front lawn ( seeing as I won't mow it no more, you know, just to blend in with the rest of the towns folk)throw in a old washing machine and couch for good measure. Can't forget that I'll need a truck that needs a step ladder just to get into the cab!

P.S. You know your a redneck if you've been married 3 times and still have the same mother-in-law.