YESH!! no more kidney stones!!!!
A woman went into a butcher shop and asked for a pound of kid-leys!
"Kidleys?" asked the butcher.
"Yes, KIDLEYS!!" repeated the woman, now annoyed.
"You mean KID-NEYS" the butcher, insisted.
"That's what I said......DIDDLE I ?" hehe
I like the line "rocks as we know them...." ahhhhhhh
My sister had a pet rock in the seventies. In fact, one guy took his to the prom with them.
"ROCK LOBSTER" woo hoo
Rock and roll, forever!!
Daddy, can I listen to soft rock?
When have you ever been hit in the head with a "soft" rock?
And we thought PLUTO was a rock!! D'oh! the humanity...
"What ELSE floats on a small stream?"
"Very small..... PEBBLES!!"
"no no no.....
"Did ya see that "ROCK" she's wearing? If and I mean a big IF they get married? I give it
two months. He'll be paying on that pinkie for years after.
"What do you want to do with your life?????
I wanna rock..........just a rock.....is that too much to ask for?